Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. ~Sam Austin
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. ~Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. ~Madeleine L'Engle
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. ~Michel de Montaigne
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. ~Peter Jacobsen
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams
The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. ~Mark Van Doren
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. ~Aldous Huxley
You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye
The disastrous history of our species indicates the futility of all attempts at a diagnosis which do not take into account the possibility that homo sapiens is a victim of one of evolution's countless mistakes. ~Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up
What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Librarians are almost always very helpful and often almost absurdly knowledgeable. Their skills are probably very underestimated and largely underemployed. ~Charles Medawar
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. ~Betty Bender
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. ~Abe Lemons
Forever is composed of nows. ~Emily Dickinson
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. ~Author Unknown
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. ~Doug Plank
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. ~Susan B. Anthony
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October�s days. ~Author Unknown
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~Gwen Stefani
Undoubtedly the desire for food has been and still is one of the main causes of political events. ~Bertrand Russell
It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful for. He who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fire. Nothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredient. But a thankful heart hath a continual feast. ~W.J. Cameron
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